Old Doc's New House

1. Just about everything on this site, the pictures, the HTML, etc., that was created by me in one way or another is © 1999-2009 Doc.
2. All other stuff on this site that isn't mine belongs to their respectable owners. If there's some law I'm breaking by having stuff that isn't mine on my page, it wasn't intentional, and if you email me, we can get it straightened out.
3. The items on my page that I created myself are protected by intellectual property copyright. You cannot use anything from my web site without written permission. Anything that is allowed to be freely distributed may be used without permission, only without any modification. If I find a web site with content of mine that was not meant to be freely distributed, the owner(s) of that site will be asked to remove it. If the owner doesn't remove it, they will be punished to the fullest extent (through a fine, imprisonment, or incarceration, or just being locked up, depending on the situation). You mileage may vary. Tax tag and license optional.
4. Any resemblance between the fictional characters on this site to persons living or deceased is purely coincidental.
5. Plagiarism will not be tolerated. Neither I nor any member of this website will tolerate any unauthorized replications or misuses of any the items and members on this site. Any violation of this is subject to a fine. But the Cursing Man® enjoys a good turn over the knee, and we'd all like to watch.
6. Punishment is not restricted to age, sex, species or race. If you're a little kid and you copy any protected item from this web site without permission, your parents/guardians will be the ones fined... and I don't think they'll be too happy about that.
7. Whatever I say on my web site is purely the thoughts and ideas of me, and not of Nintendo, Micro$oft, The Wizards at Proctor & Gamble or anyone else. If you're offended by something I said, then just don't come back to my site. Or you can email me and I'll attempt to change my ways. Just whatever you do, don't go off and sue anyone for something I said, especially me.
8. Nothing on any of my pages were made to make a profit. But if someone wants to give me a large suitcase filled with currency of large denominations in non-sequential order, please email me and we'll set up a drop. This site is a hobby and not meant to break any copyright laws. If I am breaking a copyright law, then email me and we can get it straightened out.
9. If you sent money to someone claiming to represent me or HaleBobb.com and didn't get what you thought you would, don't complain to me. The money didn't come to me personally so I have nothing to do with it. I don't employ anyone to help with HaleBobb.com and there are no volunteers. I didn't tell that person to sell you any bill of goods.
10. Caveat emptor. Neither I nor any other member on this page takes any responsibility for anything that you or others (besides us) have done that in one way or another links to this web site. This includes any losses or costs that have occurred or have not occurred.
    This means, if you bought a bill of goods but didn't know it was a bill of goods, then it's your own fault for buying it. We didn't tell you to buy it, nor did we tell the seller to sell it.
    We don't and never will sell bills of goods in the first place.
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17. borrowed time let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no

18. hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft: However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have received this disclaimer in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly and let it stand for 2 hours before icing.

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