A .pdf file on a guvmint database explaining everything in complicated legal lingo.

The FTC has attempted to justify its existence mere days from an alleged budget showdown (Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:55:06 -0600) by passing a law (hey wait, I thought Congress made the laws and they had to be voted on by the house and signed by the president. Must be this new world order we've heard so much about.
Good thing they got rid of that danged old U.S. Constitution! It was always slowing things down and making it difficult for bureaucrats to make their quotas.  

Anyway, the FTC says we webmasters now have to let you the readers know that any advertising we do on our sites might get us some money.

So you people are hereby on notice that if you click on an ad on my website I will get some money added to an account that I no longer have access to.

The above statement is not meant or intended to be an endorsement of Google AdSense (Google it. If I put up a link I'd probably have to make another disclaimer page for it and I fear I'll get hung up in some time-warp thing). And if anything it's a criticism. But if you click on an AdSense link on halebobb.com, I will allegedly make some money.

Notice: By drawing attention to my Google AdSense ads I am in violation of my agreement with Google AdSense and can be made to leave the future immediately. Which again wouldn't be a bad thing as maybe then I can recover access to my account.

Whoa, you may be thinking, why doesn't Doc just request a password reset and get back to his (probably) millions of dollars account with Google AdSense? He could probably retire to Newark in a nice single-wide.
Yeah, every other online company in the world has a simple password reset system, but Google AdSense sends an email to you telling you to log into your AdSense account using the rejected email address, then won't let you log in because of a rejected email address.

So in closing, don't click on my ads. Everything I'm endorsing is crap.